TOPIC: Right or wrong, I’m not following your logic

Question: How many people?

Johnny Depth:

You’ve heard of doing the right thing for all the wrong reasons, well here is another take.

1) How many people smoke cigarettes because they like playing with fire?

2) How many people feed the bears because they don’t want them to remember how to survive for themselves?

3) How many people get married because they like to fight?

4) How many people sun tan because they are curious about cancer?

5) How many people talk because they don’t want to listen?

6) How many people drive with their eyes closed because they don’t want to see it coming?

7) How many people join the military because they enjoy being shot at?

8) How many people play with their food to get mom to say something?

9) How many people sleep-in because they prefer lunch to breakfast?

10) How many people make their bed so they can mess it up?

11) How many people drink too much because they don’t want to remember what they said?

12) How many people play Russian roulette because they enjoy being the trigger man?

13) How many people ask stupid questions because they want to know how patient you are Tricky?


TRICKY gets big and bold (he he):

1) How many people end up playing with fire BECAUSE they were smoking? For instance, Coal Miners.

2) How many people attempt to feed the bears, befriend the bears, and end up not surviving themselves because the bear already has enough friends?

3) How many people are fighting too hard to get married and end up in a situation where they get to share half of all their belongings?

4) Who ISN'T curious about cancer (except ironically enough, George)? I just can't get the cells to grow where I want them too......like in the crotchal region.

5) Too many.

6) Hopefully not too many. It's not good for their long-term plan.

7) I would say quite a few. Especially Iraqi militia men. Seriously, 150,000 U.S. troops......they really have to see that coming don't they?

8) I hate you.

9) How many sleep in because they can't hold down either.......on a monday?

10) I don't like sleeping in a made bed. Or my own bed (apparently) for that matter.

11) I'm going upstream on this one. I would love to remember what I said.....however, I know everything after I start drinking and it's really hard to remember talking about everything.

12) How many Russians actually play this game? I always wondered that.....

13) One. One god damn person.