TOPIC: Final Fantasy.....12????
QUESTION: How can you have more than one Final Fantasy?
Tricky Dick Traverses in Dungarees:
Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm angry. But that's for another discussion at another time and has no business in this discussion. I was watching my home-size theater screen yestermorn' and discovered something that would twist my emotional well-being to an extent it can't even be extended to. I saw a commercial for Final Fantasy 12. This struck me as odd; I figured, the first time they mentioned that it was THE Final Fantasy, they knew what the fuck they were talking about. How can you have more than one if it is the "Final" anything? Let me try to contrast and compare other "Finals" that we are familiar with to prove my point:
1. "You're finally here".....not...."You're finally here for the 9th fucking time" (the word "fuck" makes anything that much cooler and clairvoyant.)
2. "I have a final exam coming up".....not......"I have three finals in this class and then a final final at the end of the fourth trimester, second verse, of ye paragonal googleplex fortnight."
---see, the second is such a ridiculous use of "final" that it completely threw off the integrity of the entire conversation....the conversation couldn't even handle it.
3. "You're not getting any avacados with your softball match, and that's FINAL!!"......not....."You're not getting any avacados with your softball match, and that's FINAL until I unfinalize the finality of your finess in softball longevity"
---I mean what the hell? No avacados? No way hooker. You can go have your own softball......match?? but I will not be apart of this foolishness.
SOOOOOOO, as you can clearly see. Final Fantasy 12? No-fucking-way mister. You had your finish 11 FF's ago and you need to just walk away from the title.......the "Final Title", which you got 10 more of later on down the road............god dammit.
Johnny Depth:
Dido
Tricky Dick Traverses in Dungarees:
Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm angry. But that's for another discussion at another time and has no business in this discussion. I was watching my home-size theater screen yestermorn' and discovered something that would twist my emotional well-being to an extent it can't even be extended to. I saw a commercial for Final Fantasy 12. This struck me as odd; I figured, the first time they mentioned that it was THE Final Fantasy, they knew what the fuck they were talking about. How can you have more than one if it is the "Final" anything? Let me try to contrast and compare other "Finals" that we are familiar with to prove my point:
1. "You're finally here".....not...."You're finally here for the 9th fucking time" (the word "fuck" makes anything that much cooler and clairvoyant.)
2. "I have a final exam coming up".....not......"I have three finals in this class and then a final final at the end of the fourth trimester, second verse, of ye paragonal googleplex fortnight."
---see, the second is such a ridiculous use of "final" that it completely threw off the integrity of the entire conversation....the conversation couldn't even handle it.
3. "You're not getting any avacados with your softball match, and that's FINAL!!"......not....."You're not getting any avacados with your softball match, and that's FINAL until I unfinalize the finality of your finess in softball longevity"
---I mean what the hell? No avacados? No way hooker. You can go have your own softball......match?? but I will not be apart of this foolishness.
SOOOOOOO, as you can clearly see. Final Fantasy 12? No-fucking-way mister. You had your finish 11 FF's ago and you need to just walk away from the title.......the "Final Title", which you got 10 more of later on down the road............god dammit.
Johnny Depth:
Dido
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none of the games' plots or characters are related. it's a different final fantasy for a different storyline.
it's like a different superbowl for a different year with different teams.
my teenage daughter explained this to me in less than 60 seconds.
Wow. You managed to TOTALLY miss the illogical point.....which is why you should never take this site literally ever again, or drink before you read. The whole rant was based upon the word "FINAL", how did you miss that? They don't call it the Final Superbowl do they? I hate people.
Wait. You actually went to your teenage daughter to explain this to you? You don't happen to wear a helmet when you're out in public do you?
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