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Friday, March 30, 2007

TOPIC: Band Names

Tricky says:

I know i've run this by you Johnny.....but I thought we could discuss this publicly...


I am trying to come up with a good untouched band name. Tell me what you think...

1. Tricky Dick and the Barstool Bandits
2. El Duff and the Portuguese Pumpkin Tumblers
3. Dewey Decimal and his System
4. Tango and Cash Cash Money Holler at yer Bitches
5. Captain Kyle and the Plunder Ass Battalion
6. Our Talent is Questionable but Please Buy Our Shit (aka....OTQPBS)
7. Go Go Gadget Pimp Hand
8. The Date-Rape Engagers
9. The Egregious Gumdrop Monsters
10. Professor Dipshit and the Donkey Punch Dispatch Center
11. Boris don't touch my Yeltsin
12. The Smog Boxers
13. The Turbo Tax Write-Offs
14. Dusty Bucket and the Bullshit Posse
15. The Hoo-Ha Rescue Crew
16. Twinkle Twinkle Rock and Roll
17. The Alzheimers Designers
18. Pooma T-Rex and the Shiggy D Destroyers
19. Flop Popkins and the Double HN
20. Kreepy Krawly and the Jittery Filtersnatchers

Johnny Depth responds:

1. Sounds like a quick way to a urine infection. Clever... but gross.
2. And of course, El Duff is Portuguese for The Duff
3. You might have a die hard librarian following but sounds dated.
4. Are you drunk?
5. I think it would be better if it was "Captain Kyle and the ASS Plunder Battalion..." Nope! Still sucks
6. So your the Ashley Simpson of your genre?
7. Pimp Hand... Actually just Pimp Hand isn't bad
8. I hate to say it but I think its already been done.
9.What? Monster and gumdrop are the only words I understand and I don't want to look the other one up.
10.Untouched and has a ring to it.
11.Clever. Humorous. Yeltsin.
12. I'm out of time. I'm going to have to come back later...

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