TOPIC: Pluto versus Goofy

Why does Disney has a double standard?

Johnney Depth:
So correct me if I'm wrong, but both Pluto and Goofy are dogs. Then why the hell is Pluto held the limitations of a traditional dog and Goofy has evolved into a two legged creature with an advanced handle on language, and dress code.

Another question: why doesn't Donald wear pants? He wears a shirt and sometimes a hat. And don't give me that shit he's a duck. If he's a duck then why does he wear a towel when he gets out of the shower?

Another question: how does Disney get away with holding anniversaries every year all year. I thought that saying that every day is special is like saying none of them are.

Another question: Which had the bigger impact on modern life? Roller skates or LSD?

Ok, I'm done. I digressed too far as it is...

TOPIC: The First

Question: If you saw something never seen before how would you react?

Johnney Depth:

Tricky what do you think the parents of the first child with tourette's syndrome thought? I bet they beat the shit out of that kid. I bet that kid nearly died of soap posioning. I bet he spent the majority of his life in confinement, behind bars, or recovering from the beating he took the day before. I read that a symptom or common tic experienced by people with tourette's is self inflicting pain such as eye poking. I don't imagine thats good. I've got to say involentary cursing sounds fucking made up.

TOPIC:Stereotypical Truths

Question: Why do we refer to the natural world as mother nature and the progression of moments father time?

Johnney Depth:

Well I happen to think that the reason is obvious, but let's break it down into irrefutable truths.
Mother nature is unpredictable; it is so complex the most intricate computer models can only estimate what will happen next. Women are unpredictable. Women tell you one thing and do another. They will bad mouth a person, and then later want to date them.

Mother nature is inconsistent. The conditions can change century to century, year to year, day to day, and moment to moment. Women want the couch by the window, no next to the corner table, no blocking the door, no in front of the fire place, no behind the coffee table, no next to the recliner, nope I was right the first time by the window; wait I want a new couch. Women want attention, I mean to be left alone. They will push you away when they want to get close. They will waste an entire day because they're not sure if egg shell or off white would look better with their navy blue dress.

Mother nature has warming and cooling trends and menopausal women get hot flashes. I don't even know what they are but it sounds like the same thing.

Mother nature will lull you to sleep and then hit you with furious disaster, kill the innocent, displace the poor, and amplify problems. Do I even need to continue.

Time is steady, un-faltering, consistent, and so predictable anybody with a cesium atom and the means to test the half-life can track the progression. A man is these things, well maybe not exactly, but a hell of a lot more so than a woman.

Anything to add Tricky?