tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321480432011-10-17T13:34:37.767-07:00Two life experts combine their advanced cognition with linguistic mastery to humerously joust over various topics. The ballad of Tricky Dick and Johnny Depth.Polar Digression Inc.http://www.blogger.com/profile/11091863773060865247noreply@blogger.comBlogger241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32148043.post-44717716288122213392007-06-21T12:50:00.000-07:002007-06-21T13:07:29.412-07:00

Why does Disney has a double standard?Johnney Depth:So correct me if I'm wrong, but both Pluto and Goofy are dogs. Then why the hell is Pluto held the limitations of a traditional dog and Goofy has evolved into a two legged creature with an advanced handle on language, and dress code.Another question: why doesn't Donald wear pants? He wears a shirt and sometimes a hat. And don't give me that

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Question: If you saw something never seen before how would you react?Johnney Depth:Tricky what do you think the parents of the first child with tourette's syndrome thought? I bet they beat the shit out of that kid. I bet that kid nearly died of soap posioning. I bet he spent the majority of his life in confinement, behind bars, or recovering from the beating he took the day before. I read

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Question: Why do we refer to the natural world as mother nature and the progression of moments father time?Johnney Depth:Well I happen to think that the reason is obvious, but let's break it down into irrefutable truths.Mother nature is unpredictable; it is so complex the most intricate computer models can only estimate what will happen next. Women are unpredictable. Women tell you one thing

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Tricky says:I know i've run this by you Johnny.....but I thought we could discuss this publicly...I am trying to come up with a good untouched band name. Tell me what you think...1. Tricky Dick and the Barstool Bandits2. El Duff and the Portuguese Pumpkin Tumblers3. Dewey Decimal and his System4. Tango and Cash Cash Money Holler at yer Bitches5. Captain Kyle and the Plunder Ass Battalion6. Our

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Question: What if doing the right thing killed baby seals?Johnny Depth questions:What if the yellow bracelets supporting cancer research were made of a plastic that causes cancer?What if hair loss prescriptions cause teeth to fall out instead?What if large scale solar arrays cause the earth to cool--shortening growing seasons and causing a global food shortage?What if curing aids causes a

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Question: Is it really that big of a surprise that the suicide rate is rising?Tricky tries to explain:I read that the suicide rate in the U.S. is on the rise. I also read that lots of people were surprised at this. Did nobody see the obvious signs of this? Let me discuss some obvious signs. How about the people who are standing at the crosswalks? Are they REALLY standing at the crosswalk to cross

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No! I am not questioning my ability to make decisions... Or maybe I am.Question: Does it make me a bad person?Johnny Depth offers a thought:Last week I got a notice in the mail from Playboy that I have been suspended, and it started an unstoppable train of thought. When an institution as free thinking as Playboy pulls the plug, it must be bad. Is this an evil path I am treading down? Am I going

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Question: Who the hell does NWA think they are?Answer: I'll tell ya who.....Tricky Dick rampages:I recently took a trip to Hawaii and had the unfortunate experience of flying Northwest Airlines. The 3 immediate and biggest problems I have with this airline are as follows:Problem 1. They try to charge you for EVERYTHING. Peanuts -$2, Headphones - $3Problem 2. The stewards were complete

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Question: What is Nintendo thinking?!?!Tricky Dick shall say:I'm not sure what Nintendo was smoking when they created Nintendo Wii, but hope it's for sale....somewhere on my block. These turkeys decided that it's a good idea to make a physically interactive gaming device? Morons. In case you're unfamiliar (hi, I'm Dick, now we're familiar), this little guy has a couple of wireless ninja toy

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QUESTION: How can you have more than one Final Fantasy?Tricky Dick Traverses in Dungarees:Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm angry. But that's for another discussion at another time and has no business in this discussion. I was watching my home-size theater screen yestermorn' and discovered something that would twist my emotional well-being to an extent it can't even be extended to. I saw a commercial for

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Question: Why are negative add campaigns so effective?Johnny Depth takes a deep breath:It has become common practice in the majority of political campaigns: "Vote for me. My opponent is an evil, immoral prick that wants to hurt you, your future, and your family... Oh, he/she is an idiot too." The political system has been reduced to a he-said she-said celebrity feud. Which is bad but even worse

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Question: Is the music industry's attempt to curb illegal file sharing by suing individuals effective?Johnny Depth spouts:Distributing copyrighted material with out expressed written consent is illegal. Most everyone is aware of this fact, but is the widespread practice of downloading songs via file-sharing really just a sign that the average music listener is not satisfied with the terms

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Question: Your turn Johnny. It's not even a question is it?....nevermind, it is now.Tricky ponders with his hand on his chin in sophistication:1) What would you do with a multifaceted facet?2) How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck's name was Karl?3) Beavers and Ducks?4) How come country music isn't banned in the city?5) Is a bird in the hand REALLY worth two in the bush?6) How

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Question: How many people?Johnny Depth:You’ve heard of doing the right thing for all the wrong reasons, well here is another take.1) How many people smoke cigarettes because they like playing with fire?2) How many people feed the bears because they don’t want them to remember how to survive for themselves?3) How many people get married because they like to fight?4) How many people sun tan

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QUESTION: Would herpes be less scary if it had a better name?ANSWERS:Tricky Dicky:It has recently dawned on me that the only thing that is THAT terrible about herpes is its name. So i've come up with ten names that would better suit this horrible sounding virus (which by the way is incurable......that's right, for life.....). Seriously, the name "herpes" sounds to me like "the pecker flesh eating

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QUESTION: What more cruelly ironic ways could Steve Irwin have died?ANSWERS:Tricky Dick kicks down the door:I am very disappointed in God's humor and wrath this week after he strategically knocked off one of the world's finest. You win old man. I've read all about this and how the odds of this happening are like 1 in 0, so I got to thinking up ways that could have been even MORE cruelly ironic

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Why do they really mix nuts?Johnny Depth:You know today I was running around the house doing odd little jobs--laundry, cleaning, what have you--and I was feeling a bit hungry. While pulling cloths out of the dryer, I thought to myself: "I deserve a break. I am getting shit done on a Sunday, and I deserve a break." So I took a break--which eventually led to me doing nothing for the rest of the

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Question: Is Hollywood even trying anymore?ANSWERS:Tricky Dick Shouts:I can't believe what the fuck I am seeing on TV previews these days for scary movies. It looks like they finally stopped running images and noises through a blender to add for the ever-so-spooky distortion effect, and finally just went to snakes......on a plane. SNAKES ON A PLANE?!!! Are you fisting me? Apparently they just

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Question: Does anyone buy products offered by telemarketers?ANSWERS:Johnny Depth Remarks:I hate those calls from telemarketers. I really don't like to talk on the phone in the first place, and when someone calls when I am busy enjoying my day or working, I really don't want to listen. They go through this sales pitch that I don't want to hear. If I need something then I will go and get it. I want

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Question: Can Baby Einsteins do math?Answers:Johnny Depth:Answer: Well if they can't, then we should probably describe them as, oh I don't know, babies.Really, what the question is asking is, can gifted infants do math? This topic is again based on another article on CBS NEWS: HEALTHWATCH. The story discusses whether or not babies 6 to 9 months have the ability to detect errors? While monitoring

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Question: Why don't we have a sponsored title fight between George and Saddam?ANSWERS:Tricky Dick says: I think it would only make sense that we set up a sponsored title bout between George Bush and Saddam Hussein. These two obviously hate each other with a passion that not even Elton John and his husband's ass could compete with. I think we should have a boxing match, and we should have it at

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QUESTION: Is Alcohol a Truth Serum?ANSWERS:Johnny Depth says:Ok, so while reading a CBS News: HEALTHWATCH article, "Is Alcohol a Truth Serum?” I became inspired to write. Based on Mel Gibson's recent remarks to a police officer, after being pulled over for drunk driving, a strange discussion has broken out. One comment in this article caught my attention:"'You can't pour vodka on a turnip and

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QUESTION: How has fidel Castro remained in power for so long?ANSWERS:Tricky Dick says:This is a very good and baffling question. In fact, it's right up there with "How come the sky is blue", "How come the Cardinals are so shitty at football", and "How come women can't do math"........but if you're looking for an answer, good bad or indifferent, you've come to the right spot.Have you ever had a

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